The Kingdom of Baby Yoda Cultists is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its closed borders, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 921 million Baby Yoda Cultists are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baby Yoda City. The average income tax rate is 66.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but sluggish Cultist economy, worth 24.3 trillion Snackies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is 26,400 Snackies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby Leader Pics" has made Leader's mom a celebrity, only Leader's friends count in the eyes of the government, Leader has just been declared ruler of Baby Yoda Cultists in an international press conference, and drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Baby Yoda Cultists's national animal is the Baby Yoda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Baby Yoda Cultists is ranked 149,458th in the world and 7,036th in Lazarus for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 582.7 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Baby Yoda Cultists, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking.
- : Following new legislation in Baby Yoda Cultists, Leader has just been declared ruler of Baby Yoda Cultists in an international press conference.
- : Baby Yoda Cultists was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
- : Baby Yoda Cultists was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Primitive.
- : Baby Yoda Cultists's influence in Lazarus rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Following new legislation in Baby Yoda Cultists, only Leader's friends count in the eyes of the government.
- : Following new legislation in Baby Yoda Cultists, the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby Leader Pics" has made Leader's mom a celebrity.
- : Following new legislation in Baby Yoda Cultists, printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins.
- : Baby Yoda Cultists's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Following new legislation in Baby Yoda Cultists, prison walls have had to be modified to keep parkour-trained criminals from escaping.
